Price: $899.99  

The Salomon X3 Lab Soft Ski Boot is anything but plushits a World Cup race boot thats been dialed back a smidgen from Pure Torture to Merely Insane. The facts: World Cup circuit racers dont ski in their race boots. Using pain as a motivator, they reach the finish as fast as possible, where an anesthesiologist and a team of Clydesdales collaborate to remove their boots. You, on the other hand, want a criminally stiff speed weapon to help you a. crush your local race league, b. get your pass revoked by Patrol, c. go back in time to 1957 because your dad is jeopardizing your existence, d. all of the above.