Price: $54.45

Sale Price: $27.23  

your routine of sitting alone and slamming beers until you pass out sitting up in your favorite chair. This cotton short sports a swanky pin stripe action to light a fire under your ass to call a friend (or if you dont have any, go out and make one) and do a little social drinking for a change. The pockets stash all that cash youve saved up by never leaving your house, and the knee-length helps to hide a bit of those painfully white legs.