Price: $41.95  

If you get knocked off your surfboard and into a particularly thick swarm of jellyfish, the Roxy Fade Away Gidget Long Board Short will add a layer between your thighs and the stinging masses. A bit of spandex in this boardie helps as you clamber back onto your board. When you get to shore, the silky fabric dries quickly as you rub wet sand on stinging skin. They say putting wet sand, meat tenderizer, or pee on your skin helps the sting (youll probably want to go with the wet-sand option).